So I would like to read a list of things that tonight’s recipient, Ellen DeGeneres, has personally given me.
And the only thing that made it less scary was seeing Ellen on TV.
And if I hadn’t seen her on TV, I would have thought, “I could never be on TV.
So thank you, Ellen, for giving me a shot.
A shot at a good life, and thank you also for the sweater with a picture of the baby goat on it.

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