Kate McKinnon Opens Up About Being Gay During Golden Globes

So I would like to read a list of things that tonight’s recipient, Ellen DeGeneres, has personally given me.

And the only thing that made it less scary was seeing Ellen on TV.

And if I hadn’t seen her on TV, I would have thought, “I could never be on TV.

So thank you, Ellen, for giving me a shot.

A shot at a good life, and thank you also for the sweater with a picture of the baby goat on it.